{"id":3621,"date":"2026-05-13T10:22:41","date_gmt":"2026-05-13T16:22:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kevinrayarcher.com\/WordPress\/?p=3621"},"modified":"2026-09-18T10:36:55","modified_gmt":"2026-09-18T16:36:55","slug":"the-art-of-processing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kevinrayarcher.com\/WordPress\/the-art-of-processing\/","title":{"rendered":"The Art of Processing"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Place it in a food processor outfitted with the &#8216;S&#8217; blade.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pulse repeatedly to break down the bigger pieces.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scrape down the sides<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then run at full speed<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Watching the particles<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Whiz by with blinding velocity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scrape down again<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And run till it all becomes puree.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To be certain, it&#8217;s all still there:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>All the bits and pieces and incidents<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And screams and flying fists<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And hurtful words<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Swirling in the air.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s all still there,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Transformed into digestible form<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Through the miracle of human ingenuity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Toast a piece of bread.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Use the setting of your choice\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Light, dark, or a happy medium.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Remove it from the toaster and let it cool.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Be sure not to let the bottom side get soggy on the plate:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nobody likes that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Spread some puree on the toast\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As much as your system can handle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Find a comfortable place to sit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Have a glass of water handy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Take a bite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s okay to savor the bitterness<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As long as you also enjoy the crunch of the toast<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And take a moment to relish the work you&#8217;ve done.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Once you&#8217;ve finished your toast<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Take a deep breath.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Store the remainder of the puree<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In the compost pile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Let the portion you&#8217;ve eaten move quietly through your system.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Reassure yourself: &#8220;This too shall pass.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And acknowledge: &#8220;It&#8217;s never really this easy.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Place it in a food processor outfitted with the &#8216;S&#8217; blade. Pulse repeatedly to break down the bigger pieces. Scrape down the sides Then run&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/kevinrayarcher.com\/WordPress\/the-art-of-processing\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Art of Processing<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[344,147,514,505,516,515],"class_list":["post-3621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-poem","tag-poetry","tag-processing","tag-santa-fe-writers-group","tag-self-care","tag-therapy","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kevinrayarcher.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3621"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kevinrayarcher.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kevinrayarcher.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kevinrayarcher.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kevinrayarcher.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3621"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/kevinrayarcher.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3621\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3622,"href":"http:\/\/kevinrayarcher.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3621\/revisions\/3622"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kevinrayarcher.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kevinrayarcher.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kevinrayarcher.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}